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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you get a girl to like you?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

No way

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Why are men obsessed with breasts and their size? I don't quite see women being obsessed with the penis - Why is this so?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?