What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:32

No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you get a girl to like you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are 10 interesting facts about you?
No way
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?